101 Things You May or May Not Know About Goth

The Muse and I have a single progeny.

Her name is *not* Goth
and here’s a list of 101 things
you may or may not know about her:

~ She’s 4,481 days old.
~ She’s been home schooled her whole life.
~ She never wears socks........ ever!
~ She loves pizza.
~ She hates children.
~ If you ever want a friend for life, give her chocolate.
~ She’s a blue stripe in Tae Kwon Do.
~ She’s a gamer.
~ There are cockroaches in her bedroom.
~ Hers is the filthiest bedroom in the northern hemisphere but the cockroaches are pets.
~ She’s pretty darn smart.
~ She rarely wears a coat no matter how cold it is and it drives me nuts because I found this
totally cool jacket online..........okay, I’ll stop.
~ She used to be a Girl Scout.
~ She longs for urban America.
~ She has two pet rats.
~ She’s an amazing artist.
~ She will give her first born to anyone who can cure menorrhagia, hypoglycemia &
PMS.
~ Her favorite book is The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice.
~ Did I mention the gaming?
~ If you come visit she’ll take you frogging.
~ She’s physically, psychologically, and emotionally attached to the computer.
~ She’s not a big fan of power outages.
~ She hates when adults are condescending toward her.
~ Her favorite color is neon green.
~ Her Mother (me) embarrasses her.
~ Her Father embarrasses her too.
~ Her hair is 27” long.
~ She can be pretty ornery
~ and sarcastic.
~ She doesn’t believe in Santa Claus but tries hard not to ruin it for me because I
still do.
~ She’s been known to eat broccoli on occasion.
~ She will NOT eat carrots.
~ She has a dog.
~ She’s dangerous to wake up.
~ She’s obsessed with World of Warcraft.
~ She’s a 6 year veteran of Neopets.
~ It’s hard to get her to leave Red Lobster.
~ She loves shrimp,
~ hates snow,
~ but loves snow crab.
~ Her cat is going for the feline world record for obesity.
~ She sold a piece of her art in NEW YORK City!!!!!
~ She’s never been to an amusement park.
~ She loves blood sucking vampires.
~ She got a horse skull and disco ball for Christmas; don’t even ask!
~ Her favorite television shows are Mythbusters,
~ House,
~ Scrubs, &
~ Jackass.
~ She’s never been to church and has been taught that God and "religion" are distinctly
separate entities.
~ She likes her Nintendo DS.
~ Her Grandparents took her to Yellowstone last summer.
~ She hates spiders.
~ She’s into horror movies although she’s not supposed to watch them.
~ She can’t drive yet.
~ She likes 3 Days Grace,
~ Skillet,
~ Evanescence,
~ and Tatu.
~ She has more stuffed animals than Toys R Us.
~ If you give her a Barbie she’ll decapitate it and melt it in a campfire.
~ She hasn't worn a dress since she was 4.
~ She loves slugs
~ and hates things that are too girly.
~ Her favorite song is Pet by Perfect Circle.
~ She loves fireworks,
~ hates politics.......
~ and doctors.
~ She’s only had one filling......so far.
~ She's going to need y e a r s of therapy when we get through with her!

Okay, forget the 101 things, that's too many.
She’s a great kid but enough is enough.
You get the idea..... We love her alot!!!!!!