Saturday, October 4, 2008

Gifts and Atrocities.......

Dear Megan,
I just wanted to let you know that I received your gift this morning. It was very clever of you to know that my first priority upon waking would be to riffle through yesterday’s laundry desperately searching for a pair of clean underwear. And while I am usually hungry first thing in the morning I wasn’t quite that hungry. Still, you are very kind to want to provide for me. I don’t want to seem ungrateful but you needn’t have gone to so much trouble on my behalf. I’m good, really........your sweet little predatory self is gift enough.

P.S. A very sincere second thank you for not bringing me breakfast in bed this time. I really, really appreciate that.

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