I don't want to force the unspeakable details of yesterday's midday nightmare upon you so let's just say that you should never bring your happily senile, 17 year old, incontinent cat into the house for short supervised visits (not even out of great love and compassion!!!!). And, if you do, do not turn around, do not get distracted, and under no circumstance should you ever look away....... Not even for one minute!! I'm serious. This is an especially bad practice on the day that you're washing your slipcovers because unbeknowst to you, your little friend might just have a wicked case of dysentery and you will not believe how quickly that soaks in.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Who Needs Furniture Anyway?
I don't want to force the unspeakable details of yesterday's midday nightmare upon you so let's just say that you should never bring your happily senile, 17 year old, incontinent cat into the house for short supervised visits (not even out of great love and compassion!!!!). And, if you do, do not turn around, do not get distracted, and under no circumstance should you ever look away....... Not even for one minute!! I'm serious. This is an especially bad practice on the day that you're washing your slipcovers because unbeknowst to you, your little friend might just have a wicked case of dysentery and you will not believe how quickly that soaks in.
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