RECIPE:
*adopt 1 hyper-active (but sweet) border collie
from your local shelter
*buy 1 36 ounce pkg of Nestle's Semi-Sweet Morsels
and leave them on the kitchen counter
*look away or leave the room
*return to the kitchen and proceed to call your veterinarian even though you know that they closed 15 minutes ago
*call your (too expensive) back-up vet who still happens to be open
*rush vomiting and seizing dog to town
*return 12 hours later to an $800 bill and a dog bouncing around like nothing happened
DO NOT REPEAT
