August 14
Moved to my new home in Wyoming. It's so beautiful here, the mountains are so serene and picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with a covering of snow. GOD'S COUNTRY! I love it here!
October 14
Wyoming is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the many shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful creatures on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.
November 11
Deer season will start soon I can't imagine anyone wanted to kill such elegant creatures. They are the very symbols of peace and tranquility. I hope it will snow soon. I love it here.
December 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I love Wyoming.
December 12
More snow last night. I love it here. The snowplow did his trick again (that little rascal). A winter wonderland...I love it here.
December 15
More snow last night. I love it here. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. I need a snow plow.
December 19
More of the white crap fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole. They should use more salt to melt the fucking ice.
December 25
MERRY CHRISTMAS my busted ass!!! More friggin' snow. If I ever get my hands on the son of a bitch who drives the snow plow, I swear I'll castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they didn't use more salt to melt the fucking ice.
December 28
More white shit last night. Been inside since Christmas Day except for shoveling out the driveway after "Snowplow Harry" comes by every time. Can't go anywhere; the car is buried in a mountain of white. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the crap tonight. Do you know how many shovelfuls that is?
January 1
Happy Fuckin' New Year! The weatherman was wrong again! We got 31 inches of the white shit this time. At this rate, it won't melt till the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck and the shithead driver had the guts to come to the door to borrow my shovel. I told him that I've broken six shovels already from shoveling the shit he's pushed into my driveway. I broke the last one over his head.
January 4
Finally got out of the house today. I went to the store to get some food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of my car and totaled it. Those fucking beasts are a menace. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 3
Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all the salt they keep dumping all over the road? Car looks like a piece of shit.
June 1
Picked up and moved to Arizona. I can't imagine anyone in his right mind wanting to actually live in Wyoming.
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Me: For the record I love it here! Love the deer, Love the landscape, Love the solitude, and most year's the snow is okay too. :)
