Here today:Hanging Horn: I want some more corn.
Me: You've had enough. It's the middle of summer. You just ate 4 cups worth.
Hanging Horn: But I'm hunngreeeeeeeeee!
Me: Go eat grass, you're a wild animal for Pete's sake.
Hanging Horn: If you don't give me more I'm going stand here and chew on this thistle until my lips bleed. Really, I will.....
Me: la la la................I can't hear you.
