You are
DRIVING ME UP THE WALL!
In case English is not your first language, driving someone up the wall is an idiom which means I am annoyed by you. Not only have I had to close my long time email account (which I liked) and change all of my passwords (which now are so confusing I have to write them down so that I can get into my own accounts) but this morning I was woken from a sound sleep at 7 am and told that you'd been shopping online with my debit card. If you ever decide to get a real job I would be happy to attest to your considerable computer skills and tenacity. And since you have my number (all of my numbers) please feel free to put my name down as a reference.
I don't want you to miss a beat (another idiom) so you should know that when I'm home from my travels I will be changing ALL of my passwords AGAIN... and probably my email address too.
Dasvidania Yeban'ko maloletnee !