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February 28, 2013

Yes, really...2013!!!

Bored to Death...

 Mattie's response to her photo shoot was to yawn before turning her back on the camera.

Jed finds a tail... and a happy ending

This is Jed.

Long before I met him (when he was just a little baby) some maniac chopped off his tail.

Today he found a new one. It used to belong to a white tailed deer but not being picky he's okay with that. Now we just have to decide whether to try an Eeyore style ribbon, or go straight for the gorilla glue.

because there just aren't enough cat pictures on the internet

snow dog

Emily

my Dad's an artist...

who knew?

Cat Sculpture by Joe Waldron, 2013

cool science

I remember one Halloween when I was little asking my Mom why all skeletons were girls. She laughed her ass off. Here's a picture of Larry's boy skeleton all naked and out there. Science is so cool!

my (old Yahoo) email account was hacked AGAIN!

So if you received an email from me don't click on the link and please accept my apologies. I am in the process of deleting that account. 

:(

quotable Larry...

me: "Did you have to take your clothes off?"
Larry: "Yeah, they give you little blue shorts to wear. Unfortunately, they also give you a mirror."

bull testicles... or an email to my sister

which I'm journaling as punishment/reminder to myself to get a brain:

I am soooo embarrassed!!! You know that I said that I was setting up Larry's new computer today? Well, I did, and that went fine but it came with a new 21" flat screen lcd monitor so while I gave him the new computer, I took the monitor. I've been really wanting one and had hoped Santa would get me one but then we decided no Santa for the grown ups this year. So anyways, I give him my old salvation army monitor which was better than his smaller and older salvation army monitor and take the new one. I've spent all afternoon making sure the new flat screen is calibrated properly (and it is) and my stock looks like SHIT!!! No wonder I'm only making a hundred bucks a month; half of them are under-saturated and the other half over-saturated. There aren't even a handful with proper lighting. I'm embarrassed to have most of it in my portfolio! UGH. Serves me right, but I've been banging my head against that stock wall for 2 years now and have wasted so much time and energy that could have been saved had I just spent a hundred bucks and bought myself a monitor. What an idiot! You are related to an idiot....who knew that an ancient salvation army monitor would be inadequate to a completely visual profession where being able to properly see what the f*&% you're doing is essential.

aarrrrrrghh